Mummified Monk with Ray-bans

I went to a Buddhist temple on Koh Samui and found this mummified monk. The monk that was placing offerings, told me the Ray-bans were to stop freaking out the young children...with reason I guess. I shook some sticks and got a lucky number telling me I'd have a life full of joy and children. Lol...now I'm pregnant...I guess I can say it came true.